If a house is burned to the ground, you can whine about the firefighters or criticize the building material -- but first you blame the guy who started the fire, right? Last week, a government worker named Shirley Sherrod was axed after a video clip of her NAACP speech was used to paint her as racist.

SNIP A: Believe it or not, one of my primary motives on this planet is to stop this racism, and to stop the Democratic Party's use of race that divides us intentionally.

"I am public enemy No. 1 or 2 to the Democratic Party, the progressive movement and the Obama administration based upon the successes my journalism has had.

While the nation's eyes remain fixed on Arizona, another immigration story has been playing out largely unnoticed on the other side of the country.

See the graph ? Scientifical! It keeps going up, so it will never fall! Just keep buying it.

Don't say we didn't warn you. According to the " I Write Like " internet toy, "The first several hundred words of Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue" read like H.P. Lovecraft.