By: Matthew Evers

I hate to say it. But this is bullshit.

How funny is it the day after the three lacrosse players are exonerated because of DNA evidence, this stripper comes up pregnant, supposedly expecting a baby right at nine months after the supposed rape.

I’m definitely not trying to be a bigot or talk down about strippers (I love strippers JK), but lets be honest.

If I were to ask the average person who they would believe more: a stripper or a Duke University student, I would be willing to bet they would believe a Duke student every day of the week.

The stipulations to be a stripper include G-strings and a half-way decent body. The stipulations to become a Duke student include 4.0 GPA’s and 1400 SAT scores.

I wasn’t there the night of the incident and I don’t know for sure what happened. What I do know is there is no physical evidence to prove these guys had anything to do with this. Also, it seems more like a media spin to announce a pregnancy right after DNA results are released than a legitimate argument of rape. I’m not saying they didn’t mistreat her. SHE’S A STRIPPER. That’s why every strip club has bouncers. Naked women + drunk guys = mistreatment.

If you don’t want to be mistreated sometimes, don’t become a stripper. No she doesn’t deserve to be raped just because she takes her clothes off.

But then again, I don’t think anyone has even proven she was raped in the first place.